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TIM STORM, TCW INTERNATIONAL PAPER CHAMPION
by Boyd Bradford
January 1, 2012
In my utmost, humble opinion, there is not a more deserving champion in Traditional Championship Wrestling today than the current TCW International Heavyweight Champion, Tim Storm. I believe that any man who kisses as many people’s rumps, takes as many members of the Board of Directors out for expensive dinners, and pays off as many TCW officials as Tim Storm does, deserves to have a return on his investment. No doubt about it!!
Tim Storm is a genuine individual. He genuinely likes to manipulate himself into any position that he can in order to waltz in and steal the glory of others. Just look at how he took two life long friends, Matt Riviera & Jeff Jett, the 3 time TCW Tag Team Champions, and completely destroyed their friendship for his own personal gain. Even though he lost the Tag Team Titles to Riviera and Jerry “The King” Lawler, he somehow managed to manipulate the situation, and was handed the Tag Title by virtue of somehow becoming Riviera’s tag team partner. Bravo Tim Storm. I’m sure your head rests well on the pillow at night.
Not only did Storm drive a wedge between Jett & Riviera to win become a Tag Team Champion, but he also used the same wedge to screw Jeff Jett out of the TCW International Title as well. Tim Storm is absolutely unbelievable!! He was able to get those two men so mad at each other, that it caused Matt Riviera to keep getting involved in Jeff Jett & Tim Storm’s TCW Title matches, until Jett became distracted enough for Tim Storm to finally get a pin fall on Jeff Jett. Storm knew it would only be a matter of time before his manipulation of those men’s emotions resulted in Storm becoming TCW Champion. Tim Storm, you are both brilliant & classy!!
That is the story of Tim Storm’s success in TCW in 2011. Now, in 2012, Tim Storm faces an obstacle that he can’t buy his way out of. That obstacle is my Bradford Exchange. That’s right, Tim Storm!! I am sick to death of seeing your cheesy smile holding that TCW Title. I’ve got not one, but TWO men who are ready to mangle your body, spit on your pride, and take that International Title, Ya Understand??? Killer Nickels is ready to crush your goozle, rip out your kidney, and beat you to death with it. Yeah! Doink the Clown will mess up your brain so badly, you won’t know is you’re a pro wrestler, or a milkman. Yeah! You are a great man, Tim Storm. A great man to be completely disfigured by The Bradford Exchange!! YEAH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE'S A KILLER ON THE LOOSE
by Boyd Bradford
6/24/2011
On June the 11th, 2011, a murderer was unleashed on TCW, and the promotion, nay the entire sport of pro wrestling is now on HIGH ALERT!! Ya Understand???
As I ushered Killer Nikels into the Fort Smith Events Center, I gleefully watched as the smiling faces of the ringside children turned to fear and despair. “Yeah, heh, heh, heh!!” I laughed, knowing full well the massacre that these God-fearing people were about to witness.
Killer Nikels stood tall in the ring, with the look of an angry starving grizzly that was about to have a fresh slab of raw beef served up to him on a silver platter. That slab of beef was named Andy Dalton. If you will, please take a moment of silence for the wrestler formerly known as Andy Dalton. Though he may or may not still be alive, his career in the ring has surely been put to pasture.
Killer Nikels dismantled that poor shlub in a way that defies words. He ripped. He gouged. He clawed. He feasted on the carcass of young Dalton, with a bloodlust in his eyes that would frighten Beelzebub himself.
After the referee called for the final bell, I stood over Andy Dalton, and stared down at his crumpled remains. When I looked up at Killer Nikels and saw the blood trickling down his head, and the look of hunger that still lingered on his face, I knew that I, Boyd Bradford, “The Manager for the Ages” would soon be a very wealthy man. For I hold the contract of the most sadistic, uncaged animal in Traditional Championship Wrestling, Killer Nikels.
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